Tender Christmas

by 3 Wise Guys

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The holidays can be a pretty lonely time of year. Sometimes all you want is a little TLC for Christmas.

*All proceeds are being donated to Nellies womens shelter in Toronto, ON. We've set it up as pay what you want but recommend a minimum $1.29 donation.

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Wake up and realize that it’s christmas eve,
In new city, no love for me,
Lookin for comfort, I pick up my phone,
Lusting and lonely we sparked a match

There’s nowhere else we gotta be
Let's grab some egg nog down the street

Should I swipe right? She’s not my type
But the nights are so long
All I wish for is a tender christmas

Will she be naughty? Will she be nice?
Will she think twice and just put me on ice?
All I wish for is a tender christmas

Get to the spot around quarter to eight,
Said 7:30 but as usual i’m late
I can smell you from here - Chanel & cheap wine
Already drunk but your dressed to the nines,

There's Nowhere else I gotta be,
So I drink a shot or three.

"Finish your drink lets get out of here,"she says.
I’ve got a place just south of the junction,
You could be my punch drunk lover.

Jumped in the cab, and up came the drink
She vomits all over my reindeer sweater
On Comet On Cupid On Donner & Blitzen

credits

released December 23, 2017
Marek Skiba - Guitars
Kyle Gritchen - Guitars & Backing Vocals
Ryan Mumby - Vocals, Bass, Keys, Guitars, addt'l instrumentation
Ryan Kusz - Drums
Meredith White - Saxophone

Written by Marek Skiba, Kyle Gritchen & Ryan Mumby
Engineered by Ryan Mumby & Ryan Kusz
Mixed by Ryan Kusz @ Birdman Studios
Mastered by Eric Andrews @ Evius Studios

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